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Authentic Affirmations Co.
Perimenopause the Prequel - Coastal Menopause Club Tee
Perimenopause the Prequel - Coastal Menopause Club Tee
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$20.00 USD
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$20.00 USD
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Welcome to Perimenopause the prequel absolutely nobody asked for.
Mood swings, mystery symptoms, hot flashes, brain fog, interrupted sleep... and somehow you're still expected to remember why you walked into the room. This tee is for every woman navigating the wonderfully chaotic opening act before menopause with equal parts humor, resilience, and a healthy amount of caffeine.
Made from ultra-soft fabric with a relaxed fit, it's the kind of shirt you'll reach for on the days you're feeling fabulous—and especially on the days you're not. Pair it with jeans, leggings, or your favorite lounge pants because comfort is no longer optional.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the United States
Perfect for:
• Women surviving perimenopause one hot flash at a time
• Friends who understand the struggle
• Girls' weekends and wine nights
• Midlife with a sense of humor
• Anyone starring in the prequel they never auditioned for
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Mood swings, mystery symptoms, hot flashes, brain fog, interrupted sleep... and somehow you're still expected to remember why you walked into the room. This tee is for every woman navigating the wonderfully chaotic opening act before menopause with equal parts humor, resilience, and a healthy amount of caffeine.
Made from ultra-soft fabric with a relaxed fit, it's the kind of shirt you'll reach for on the days you're feeling fabulous—and especially on the days you're not. Pair it with jeans, leggings, or your favorite lounge pants because comfort is no longer optional.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the United States
Perfect for:
• Women surviving perimenopause one hot flash at a time
• Friends who understand the struggle
• Girls' weekends and wine nights
• Midlife with a sense of humor
• Anyone starring in the prequel they never auditioned for
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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