{"title":"Coastal Menopause Club","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcome to the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCoastal Menopause Club\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — where the vibes are salty, the humor is hormonal, and the thermostat is absolutely not to be trusted.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis collection is made for women navigating hot flashes, mood swings, midlife plot twists, and the general audacity of having a body that suddenly comes with surprise settings. Starting with soft, wearable tees and growing into more coastal-inspired merch, these designs bring together beachy attitude, vintage sass, and brutally honest midlife humor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThink sea air, sarcasm, and the kind of feminine energy that has survived enough nonsense to know better. Whether you’re in perimenopause, menopause, or just permanently over it, consider this your unofficial uniform for staying cool... at least emotionally, spiritually, and preferably with a fan nearby.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"hot-flash-season™-coastal-menopause-club-tee","title":"Hot Flash Season™ Coastal Menopause Club Tee","description":"Some women wait for summer.\u003cbr\u003e\nSome women are summer.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Hot Flash Season™ tee is for women embracing midlife with humor, confidence, and a healthy amount of air conditioning. Featuring our vintage-inspired flaming sun graphic and the reminder that it's basically Summer All Year Long, this tee is perfect for anyone navigating hot flashes, hormone adventures, and the occasional spontaneous combustion.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMade with an incredibly soft fabric and a relaxed fit you'll want to live in, it's equally at home paired with jeans, leggings, shorts, or whatever feels comfortable today. Because if you're already overheating, your outfit shouldn't make things worse.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Heather Prism Lilac \u0026amp; Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Crew neck\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the United States\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Hot flash survivors\u003cbr\u003e\n• Women powered by rage and hormones\u003cbr\u003e\n• Menopause \u0026amp; Mayhem Club members\u003cbr\u003e\n• Summer lovers\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone who has ever said, \"Is it hot in here, or is it just me?\"","brand":"Authentic Affirmations Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51358846812466,"sku":"7232268_46501","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/3397\/6882\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jun_23_2026_03_42_29_PM.png?v=1782243927"},{"product_id":"hot-and-bothered-coastal-menopause-club-tee","title":"Hot and Bothered - Coastal Menopause Club Tee","description":"Meet your new favorite tee for looking cute while your internal thermostat completely loses its mind.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Hot and Bothered Tee is soft, relaxed, and just the right amount of sarcastic. Perfect for hot flash season, perimenopause chaos, menopause mood forecasting, or simply being a woman with things to do and no patience left to donate. Pair it with jeans for an easy everyday outfit, layer it under a jacket when you want to look put together, or wear it while silently judging the room temperature.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMade with smooth, comfortable fabric and a flattering relaxed fit, this tee brings vintage sass, midlife humor, and “do not test me” energy all in one wearable little package.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Heather Prism Lilac \u0026amp; Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz\/y² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Crew neck\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!","brand":"Authentic Affirmations Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51397919113522,"sku":"1965035_46501","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/3397\/6882\/files\/womens-relaxed-t-shirt-natural-back-6a443d2edab14.jpg?v=1782857012"}],"url":"https:\/\/authenticaffirmations.com\/collections\/coastal-menopause-club.oembed","provider":"Authentic Affirmations Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}